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Purrate
Furr-ee at last! I made away with the event and the treasure, all while leaving those losers in my dust! Nyeh!

 

Purrate
I guess I should take a peek at it, and make sure it's all nice and together...

 

?????
Whomever opens this jar...

 

Purrate
Nyeh?

 

?????
Whomever opens this jar shall suffer my curse...

 

Purrate
Who's talking? Nyeh? Show yourself, you fraidy-cat!

 

?????
The spirit of the sea... guardian of all beyond...

 

Purrate
Nyeh! You aren't getting my treasure!

 

Nekonin
Stop!

 

Purrate
Oh, it's you layabouts. Well, no matter what you say, I'm peaking at this treasure, nyeh!

 

Purrate
You must stop! That treasure could unleash untold destruction upon the world!

 

Purrate
You're just bluffing, nyeh! Belay this foolish trickery!

 

Captain Canine
How dare ye, Purrate? Don't you know that pirates never tell lies?

 

Purrate
Uh... we lie and cheat and steal all the time, nyeh! What kind of pirate are you, nyeh?

 

Tezcacoatl
They speak the truth. The treasure is a portal to the underworld and will-

 

Purrate
How could treasure be a portal? That doesn't make any sense, nyeh!

 

Tezcacoatl
Please do stop interrupting me.

 

Purrate
I don't care what any of you say! I'm opening this treasure, nyeh!

 

Purrate
Open saysme!

 

?????
DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING?

 

Purrate
N-n-nyeh?

 

Captain Canine
Oh no! Hit the deck!

 

Atlantyrant
YOU WERE WARNED! NOW, YOU PESKY FURBALLS WILL PAY THE PRICE!

 

Nekonin
I didn't do anything, meowr!

 

Purrate
Nor I! W-We tried to stop this, yaaaarrrr!

 

Tezcacoatl
...I doubt the that the term "Furball" applies to me.

 

Atlantyrant
MY DESTRUCTION SHALL BE UNENDING.

 

Purrate
Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! Save me, save me!

 

Nekonin
We should just leave him be, but...

 

Captain Canine
I like livin' in the world too much to let it be destroyed.

 

Tezcacoatl
The right thing to do is intervene.

 

Purrate
Please! I'll give you the event back! It's all yours, nyeh!

 

Nekonin
Ok. Let's bail him out, meowr!

 

Captain Canine
Yarrharrharr! Fantastic work, me swabbies! We sent that beast back to the bottom 'o the ocean!

 

Tezcacoatl
And now my master's treasure is safe and secure once again.

 

Nekonin
It's finally over!

 

Purrate
...Nyeh! Great work everyone! Now... I'm gonna high-tail it outta here.

 

Purrate
See-nyeh!

 

Nekonin
Wait a second!

 

Purrate
...

 

Purrate
I'm sorry I stole the event, nyeh.

 

Captain Canine
And apologize for stealin' the treasure.

 

Purrate
I'm sorry for stealing the treasure.

 

Purrate
I suppose if all of it is in one piece, then we can consider this all water under the bridge.

 

Captain Canine
Now Nekonin, you should accept Purrate's apology and make up, arrr.

 

Nekonin
Furr-get it!

 

Purrate
Nyeh...?

 

Nekonin
With all of the time we wasted chasing this guy, we've used up all of the time for the event! I didn't get anything at all!

 

Purrate
Nyawww... I'm sorry...

 

Purrate
I'm not just willing to furr-give and furr-get, meowr! I may never get another chance!

 

Atlantyrant
Nekonin, you need to be willing to let things go.

 

Purrate
N-nyeh? What?

 

Nekonin
What? We-we defeated you, meowr!

 

Atlantyrant
I apologize for my left-head. He tends to be more brash than I.

 

Atlantyrant
DESTRUCTION! RAGE! ENDLESS MISERY!

 

Atlantyrant
Sorry. It's a bit embarassing.

 

Atlantyrant
But what the other two heads are saying is that you may have lost your opportunity for an event now, but there will be more events in the future.

 

Captain Canine
I agree with the two-thirds of Atlantyrant, arr! It's best to never look back at troubled waters, and stay focused on the future!

 

Nekonin
...

 

Nekonin
Fine. Apawlogy accepted.

 

Purrate
Nyeh! You won't regret this, Nekonin! I'll make it up to you, nyeh!

 

Nekonin
How?

 

Purrate
Nyeheheh... I have the purr-fect idea for an event.

 

Captain Canine
Now you're talkin', arr! What be the pitch?

 

Purrate
Wait for it...

 

As the door closes on this little side-adventure, conflicts are resolved and new, unlikely friendships are born.

 

But what happens next? Will Purrate make a new event for Nekonin? Will we see more of Atlantyrant, Tezcacoatl, and Captain Canine?

 

Tune in next time for... Pirate vs Ninja: A New Alliance for the New Generation

 

Purrate
Nyeh! There it is!

 

Nekonin
...I'm a bit curious, meowr.

 

Captain Canine
Until next time! Yarrharr!

 

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