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Nekonin
Nyah! There he is!

 

Captain Canine
Arrr! If it ain't me old chum, Purrate!

 

Purrate
Nyeh! Me long-lost rival, Captain Canine!

 

Captain Canine
Err... I thought we be friends, Purrate? Did I read the script proper, arr?

 

Purrate
I sort of hashed it together really fast, nyeh. Just roll with it.

 

Captain Canine
A fine-spirited approach! As you know, we pirates are fantastic at improvisation, arrrrr!

 

Captain Canine
Now, be a good chum and hand me that there treasure, arrrrr!

 

Purrate
I worked me fingers to that bones fer this treasure! No way am I handin' it over!

 

Nekonin
Cut! Stop the broadcast!

 

Captain Canine
Arr?

 

Purrate
Nyeh. This loser again?

 

Nekonin
This event was mine, and you stole it! Give it back!

 

Purrate
Never, nyeh! You can't hog all the glory just because you're a six-star.

 

Captain Canine
Arr... it seems there be a slight domestic dispute. I'll just... be in me trailer takin' a nap in anyone needs me.

 

Purrate
This is my time to shine! You can have the next event, nyeh!

 

Nekonin
Nyaaaah! No way! I saw what's coming next, and I'm not tangling with something that powerful! YOU take the next event!

 

Purrate
Too late, nyeh! I already got this one! I wrote the title and everything!

 

Nekonin
That doesn't mean anything, mweowr!

 

Purrate
Well, where's your fancy title and opening crawl, nyeh?

 

Nekonin
Nyah?

 

Purrate
Nyeheheheheh! You didn't even do any work, nyeh! Since I have the most work done, I run this event by default!

 

Nekonin
That doesn't make a lick of sense!

 

Purrate
Oh nyeh? Well guess what?

 

Purrate
Pssst! Nyeeeeeh! Captain Canine!

 

Captain Canine
Arr! Over already? I just settled down for me nap...

 

Purrate
Nyeh! Get the extras ready to cool off this hot-head! Nyeh!

 

Captain Canine
Erm, well, I'm not exactly comfortable with this.

 

Purrate
Do it, or you ain't part of the even no longer, nyeh!

 

Captain Canine
Avast! Come now, me crew! Let's show these interlopers the bottom o' the depths!

 

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